Well, after that shameless pun, here are the three things I have almost finished :)
An almost monkey. You can see his tail and yet-to-be-attached second ear. Also needs some facial embroidery.
An turned heel, and almost completed second sock of the "I'm a Three Year Old's Dye Job" socks.
Know what that is? Hang on, I'll give you a hint..
That. That is ALMOST 7cm of 4ply ribbing on 2.25mm needles. (whew!)
Nearly there. Can't wait to get back onto the waiting circulars!